PAN has arrived

After much labor we've delivered a new Baby, and its name is PAN. Got a bunch of copies in the mail today and looks and sounds great. Will be available soon.-the Managment

PAN!

4th album is on the way

The Tentacles and Lauren Jacs 06.21.09

Sam just loves to take photos on the road! Here are some pics of the audience.

Tentacles in Art Show

Jan. 8 at 8:00

4th Album is nigh!

Our 4th album, PAN, is about half mixed. Comming to ears soon.

Shrine On

Nice picture of a Tentacle shrine sent to us by one of our fans in Mexico.

Offical Tentacle Haters

http://wholewheatradio.org/wiki/index.php/Artists:The_Tentacles

Listener Comments

I find pretentious "art" like this boring, trite and the mark of an immature wannabe. Truly creative people who want to express something to the wider world and then hide behind chemically induced fantasy do nothing. Being a drunk does not confer creative abilities automatically. I can hardly listen to Sam's music because he throws up such high walls and makes it impossible to establish a relationship with him. His right. Mine to remove him from the library.
Well said, Mr. Kloss, and I couldn't agree more. Perhaps it seemed like a good idea at the time (while drunk), but, hopefully, one must wake up and sober up at some point in time, and re-examine their "creation". Just because it was captured on tape (or whatever medium) doesn't necessarily mean it should be kept. If it doesn't stand up to the light, don't slap the tag "art" on it and besmirch the rest of the artistic community with this type of insult. This is just a large, formerly steaming but now tepid pile of excrement, in my opinion. 12-stringer (talk/contribs)

American Gothic

Where did you learn to rock?

The Slythus

Working on new lyrics.

A snickers bar

melting

in a dead man's

mouth

yesterday's hair

weave

is blowing the

wind

Post on Juxtapoz

Attention hipsters an lowbrow art lovers, we got a nice post up on the JUXTAPOZ website.
http://www.juxtapoz.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2388&Itemid=1

The Salty Dog

Get ready for our version of SALTY DOG. And our upcoming death metal jam, SALTY SLUG.

Go to MODA or U Suck!

http://themuseumofdrunkenart.blogspot.com/

LOST IN THE SAUCE

Well LOST IN THE SAUCE is done, thank god. Anyway, check it out, and yes I know it makes no sense.

Bartoons Now Serving

TENTACLE friend and mad cartoonist Harrod has launched his blog BARTOONS http://bartoons.blogspot.com/ to showcase his BARTOONS. Makes sense.

Press

Well we've been getting some press lately which is nice. Its all for the visual side of THE TENTACLES, the sonic side is still toiling in obscurity. We made a couple of papers, even made the front page of one. Last night we got interviewed by HDTV which I gather is some kind of television station with high definition programing. I'm sure my greasy mug will look great on your giant plasma screen. Anyway, that's it for now.

I wonder if anyone reads this blog, or am I just talking to myself. I wonder if I care.

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/44/30_44badart.html

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/assets/pdf/30_44bp.pdf

The Museum of Drunken Art Comes Home

Attention all drug addicts, perverts, glue sniffers, alcoholics, reprobates and all other artistic types: The Museum of Drunken Art (MODA) Is coming home. During the month of November The MODA collection will be on display at Freddy’s Bar and Grill. We cordially invite you to our show. You won't want to miss this event! This is your chance to ogle the masterpieces of the collection... Encounter real artists...live and in the flesh! And if you need more enticement Donald has promised me, if you present the bar tender with a dead squirrel you will receive one complimentary shot of Fools Gold. For those of you who missed our last event in Beacon some of the notable guests included Karl Lagerfield, Emo Phillips and Enoch Emory. If you have never been to Freddy’s now you have several reasons! Freddy’s Bar 485 Dean St. @ 6th Ave. Brooklyn By Subway take the 2, 3 trains to Bergen Street; Freddy's is right around the corner. Or take practically any train in the city to Atlantic Avenue/Pacific Street Stations; Walk East on Flatbush and take a left on Dean.

http://freddysbackroom.com/

The opening will be 6-9 PM on Satuday, November 3

Bring your own Pen!

http://themuseumofdrunkenart.blogspot.com/

Tentacle Drummer Imortalized

MODA opening was fun

The Museum of Drunken Art had its first Opening over the weekend. I was a great time. All three members of the Tentacles contributed extensively to the show. Here's our Guitarist in mask.

Perfectionist.

This drunk asshole broke one the scultures. It's okay. We remodeled his face later one.

The Clams rock.

How much sweat do you think a shoe lace absorbes? Answer: .35 ml